More Wacky True or False?
Have fun with this. Adjuncts are welcome. 1 Dogwood trees will discourage cats from coming on your property. 2 Dogwood trees bark when cats are climbing them. As a result make the best bark mulch. 3 While driving by a sheep farm, several drivers counted sheep and fell asleep behind the wheel and drove off the road. 4 While sheep are getting cropped, they don't like 'having the wool pulled over their eyes'. 5 During cold weather farmers wrap polyester around the sheep, because wearing wool makes the sheep nervous. 6 Kite flying has become the chosen sport for people who flunked their aviation courses. 7 Birds build nests in trees so they can have a 'family tree.' 8 Termites that eat their way into people's homes and catch diarrhea search the home for wood glue to eat. 9 Egyptians invented wrapping paper that was used to cover mummies and a psychiatrist invented 'shrink wrap.' 10 Surfing is more popular with the increased shark attacks. Let your imagination run wild. Think of something to make others smile. Thank you
Public Comments
- I believe they are all false, even though 3 and 7 were quite entertaining....
